It's coming. It's coming soon. Changes are coming. You'll see. Just remember their out there. You can hear them. Croaking, croaking, always croaking. KILLER FROGS!!WATCH OUT!!!! ... << MORE >>

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It's 3 Degrees outside, and those frogs are mad. They'll shoot you and steal your coats! When you go out you can hear them croaking, croaking, always croaking. KILLER FROGS WATCH OUT!!!!! ... << MORE >>

So there we were, hiding behind a log in the bog. Those frogs, no I'm sorry not just those cute little frogs, those KILLER frogs were  coming at us with everything thet had. Guns, knives, chain saws, heavy artilery. We thought it was all over, we were soon to be eaten. O how scary to know that soon thoses sticky tongues would grab us pull us in their wide open jaws of death.  Just when we were sure it was all over, the sandhill cranes came. Thank G_ _ for air support! The frogs hopped to open water and were gone. We managed ...<< MORE >>

So you say frogs aren't scary. Well you havn't seen their teeth. " Teeth " you say " Frogs don't have no teeth! ". Most frogs don't but Killer Frogs do, big sharp pointy teeth. That's not even the worst part. They have guns, knives, and some say even nukes!!! So you better be careful when you go by  swamps,marshes and bogs. You'll know their there when you hear them croaking. That's right Croaking, CROAKING always CROAKING !!!   KILLER FROGS  !!! WATCH OUT !!! ...<< MORE >>

I need your help. Someone has to warn the World  about the dangers of killer frogs. Their out there waiting, watching, croaking, Croaking, ALWAYS CROAKING !!!!! That's right Frogs I say                                                                                               KILLER  FROGS         WATCH OUT  !!!!! ...<< MORE >>

Sometimes you won't see them, or hear them, but you can always smell them. The harmless little peeper's don't stink, But those killer frogs do. It must be the smell of all their victims. All that rotting flesh. Those FROGS.      That's right KILLER FROGS !!!! Croaking, Croaking always Croaking !!!!         WATCH OUT   !!!!! ...<< MORE >>

It was a hard weekend. Frogs everywhere, and nowhere to hide. I did make it, so I guess it turned out ok. But they are out there croaking, croaking, always croaking!! THAT'S RIGHT FROGS I SAY!!! KILLER FROGS !!!! WATCH OUT !!!!!!! ...<< MORE >>

So you all were wondering , " What's happened to the Master of the Killer Frog Blog?" Well I guess I just got careless. I know I should have been on guard for an attact, but I wasn't paying attention. They got me, those damb( sorry I didn't mean to swear ) FROGS!!! Thats right KILLER FROGS !!!!! Before I knew what was happening, I was caught by a long sticky tongue. I was being pulled in. Luckly a Sandhill crane pair started squawking, and the frog slipped.( Those Cranes are the frogs worst enemy. ) I pulled free but the frog bit fast and took a chunk out of me. I did get away but not without a lot of blood loss and pain. Here it is months later and I finally able to wright. So, WATCH OUT!!!! They'er out there FROGS, That's right       KILLER  FROGS !!!!!                                                            Croakiing                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                CROAKING                                                                                                                                ALWAYS                                                                                                                                                                                 CROAKING  !!!!!!!                                                                                                                                                      WATCH OUT !!!   

        

Again They come to reek havoc, to cause destruction, and generally screw things up  ! ! ! !  FROGS I SAY KILLER FROGS !!!!!      WATCH OUT  ! ! !           I know you don't want to believe it. Your saying this guy is nuts, but you'll find out I'm right. I just hope for your sake it's not to late. They're out there in the swamps , marshes, and bogs. Waiting. Waiting. Always waiting. You'll be walking along thinking that the only bad thing is the nasty little mosquitos biting. Then it'll happen. The quick swish of a tongue, and you'll be caught. Trapped, being pulled in. Then you'll wish you had listened. You' be lucky to escape with only the loss an arm or leg or other more important limb, and if your not that lucky, I guess it was nice knowing you. You've been warned. Always travel armed near the swamps, the marshes, and the bogs. If you can go with a group, there's always safety in numbers. Keep your guard up. They're out there. Frogs! That's right KILLER FROGS ! ! !              WATCH OUT   !   !   !